Carmel Buttons #2

Yes, I know I said my next post was not going to be about spanking (I am worried that people are starting to think I'm a bit kinky), but I've just received an email from my friend Carmel Buttons. Over to you again, Carmel:

"Hi Danny,

Well, Night Of The Cane came and went and it was absolutely fantastic. Great to meet up with old friends like Danii Pinkcheeks and Melissa Sorass. Didn't enter the caning competition this year - still recovering from a Moonglow party. Will probably enter next year.

Our last party was a storm! Danii Pinkcheeks looked wonderful dressed as Margaret Thatcher, and Toni Slapme's Cherie Blair was a hoot. Danielle Nicebum's Margaret Beckett didn't go down as well as we thought, though, and we may drop this character when we next have a politics-themed spanking party. We all laughed at one of our regular gents, Fat Bob, whose unsuspecting wife rang on the mobile while he was busy dishing out a slippering to Martina Redbot. Tut tut, Bob!

Carmel Buttons' Christmas Extravaganza will be taking place at our London venue on Christmas Eve. We've got six gorgeous girls lined up, and numbers are STRICTLY LIMITED to 120 gents. That's a male-to-female ratio of 20 to 1, so book early.

Speak later,

Carmel

x x x"

...sites

You can never have enough spanking websites. The more the merrier, I say. And Emma Bishop's website (www.thetroublewithemma.com) is definitely worth a shufti. Actually, her site's been up a while, but it's recently been updated with videos and stuff. (She's got a nice bum, too, guys.)

The next post will not be about spanking. I am concerned that people are going to start thinking I'm obsessed. [I don't think there's a "paranoid" smiley, but if there was it would go here.]

...continue

Further to encouraging comments from several nice people, I have decided to continue with this blog. Just two things, though: I can't promise to update on a weekly, or even monthly, basis; and not every post will be about spanking. Let's be brutal here - there's only so much one individual can write about smacking bottoms without comming across as an obsessive.

Nonetheless - this post will be about spanking. So relax.

The best commercial spanking site, in my humble opinion and all that, is Northern Spanking (www.northernspanking.com). Northern Spanking features real women: that is not to say they are unattractive women, but they are the sort of women most spanking guys have played with in real-life. Not inaccesible and disinterested 19-year-old girls that are a staple of many American spanking sites. Northern Spanking is also good-humoured and imaginative: some of the written commentary that accompanies their photosets is hilarious, and they even post outtakes and goofs from their videos on the site. Oh, and Lucy, the lady who oversees the site, is very pretty and clever and (I'm writing this small so that I don't come across as having a one-track mind) she has a gorgeous bum.

Just one criticism: for the last 12 months they've been saying they are launching a new-look website - when's it coming?

Another thing I like about Northern Spanking is that it doesn't contain tacky spunk-dribbling-down-your-chin porn. I am not a fan of graphic porn. If I wanted to gaze into women's vaginas I would have become a gynaecologist. And that was always out of the question because I was never particularly fond of biology. (I hope I've spelt "gynaecologist" correctly. I don't have a dictionary to hand. Feel free to administer some remedial slaps if I've erred.)

That's all for now. It's Sunday afternoon; I have work tomorrow; I'm depressed.

...this

I don't really know if I'm going to continue with this blog. I rarely get the time or urge to post. I don't expect many tears to be shed; it is not like I'm Mr Google saying he's had enough of his hugely-popular yet minimalist search engine. Let's face it, my posts are sporadic, and when I do post they're generally of the "Oh, shit, I need to update my blog" variety, nothing constructive or laugh-out-loud funny.

My original plan was to devise something of a satire of the spanking scene. But that has fallen painfully on its arse. Ironically, such a satire would only have appealed to those interested in spanking. So, it would have been like "Hey! Come and read a blog that's taking the piss out of good ol' you!" In other words, my plan was doomed from the beginning.

Besides, blogging, it appears to me, is the activity of teenagers and twenty-somethings. I am a 34-year-old man, not a kid; it's about time I acted my age and did something more constructive with my time. So, come back soon to read a blog about the history of the Rover car company.

Actually ... I haven't yet decided if I'm quitting this blog. I'll see how it goes.