The A to Z of spanking. Part 1
V is for... vanilla.
A derogratory label used by those who like spanking / BDSM to describe those unfortunates who do not like spanking / BDSM. People who use the phrase "vanilla" generally think that sexual preferences are black and white: you either like to be caned, or you like sex in the missionary position - that's it. Not realising that most folk appear somewhere on the spectrum: many people enjoy conventional sexual activity, but also throw in a bit of light bondage or spanking to spice things up occasionally. Most men would slap a nice bottom given the opportunity. Just because these people don't frequent fetish clubs, don't dress as schoolgirls or exclusively in black, and don't spend 23 hours a day posting on British Spanking's chatter forum, doesn't mean they're wierd.
S is for... scene.
A pompous term used to describe the cross-section of our population who enjoy spanking. Often use phrases like "experienced scene-player" or "veteran of the scene". Like the Freemasons, the "scene" has a secret handshake. To show you are a member of the scene, you need to stand in a bar with your left hand resting on your right buttock.
C is for... chancer.
A term used to describe a man who posts a two- or three-line personal on a site such as IC, or BS, or ITC, wanting a beautiful, willing spanking partner for uncomplicated liaisons, and then expecting THOUSANDS of replies. Such men are generally married to unsuspecting vanilla partners (see above for definition of "vanilla").
A derogratory label used by those who like spanking / BDSM to describe those unfortunates who do not like spanking / BDSM. People who use the phrase "vanilla" generally think that sexual preferences are black and white: you either like to be caned, or you like sex in the missionary position - that's it. Not realising that most folk appear somewhere on the spectrum: many people enjoy conventional sexual activity, but also throw in a bit of light bondage or spanking to spice things up occasionally. Most men would slap a nice bottom given the opportunity. Just because these people don't frequent fetish clubs, don't dress as schoolgirls or exclusively in black, and don't spend 23 hours a day posting on British Spanking's chatter forum, doesn't mean they're wierd.
S is for... scene.
A pompous term used to describe the cross-section of our population who enjoy spanking. Often use phrases like "experienced scene-player" or "veteran of the scene". Like the Freemasons, the "scene" has a secret handshake. To show you are a member of the scene, you need to stand in a bar with your left hand resting on your right buttock.
C is for... chancer.
A term used to describe a man who posts a two- or three-line personal on a site such as IC, or BS, or ITC, wanting a beautiful, willing spanking partner for uncomplicated liaisons, and then expecting THOUSANDS of replies. Such men are generally married to unsuspecting vanilla partners (see above for definition of "vanilla").
this warbling is from Danny at 2:50 AM
1 Comments:
Ooh, errr!!! A bit loaded isn't it?
As a spankee who adores 'nilla I'd never see it that way.
Suzee
xxx
(not the only spankee in the city, but no longer lives in a village!)
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