Carmel Buttons #3

My friend Carmel Buttons, the oldest professional spankee in London, has written again:

"Hi Danny!

Hope you are fine and dandy!

I've seen your ad on the British Spanking site. Magician seeks glamorous assistant, eh? Nice angle for a personal - is that your attempt to "stand out from the crowd"? Just to remind you, young Mr Havoc: there are a thousand and nineteen losers, er, I mean spankers, to every one of us spankees, and so we expect you to do a hell of a lot more than pull doves from your sleeves in order to impress us. Paul Daniels was never a hit on the scene, you know?

Shame you missed our last party. Celebrity slappers was the order of the night, and Danni Pinkcheeks looked an absolute trout - sorry, treat - as Leslie Ash. Melinda Slapbott looked heavenly as Abi Titmuss. The 67 gents in attendance certainly had their work cut out afternoon, having the patience to wait to give one of the five girls a two-minute spanking. We socialised after the party, and us professional girlies did a splendid job of shirking those awkward questions from married middle-aged men like "Can I have your mobile number?" or "So, Summer, tell me what your real name is?"

Hope you make the next party, Danny.

Love and kisses,

Carmel

x x x"