...magazines

I was once conned by David Sullivan, the ever-so-slimy owner of the Sport newspaper. You see, in addition to the Sport, Sullivan's company used to publish an extraordinarily piss-poor spanking magazine called Swish. It was crap; a spanking magazine quite obviously overseen by a vanilla editor with no interest in the subject other than its capacity to make money. Anway: what they used to do was publish the same magazine several times, but under different covers. Most people don't check the inside content of naughty magazines when they're in the newsagent's; so it's only when you got home that you realised you'd been duped.

Still bitter? You bet.